Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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