I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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