Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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