Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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