i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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