dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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