Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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