are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
