why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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