I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
3pm strippers are depressing
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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