You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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