Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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