so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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