At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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