You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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