You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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