i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
even my farts smell like vagina
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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