no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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