whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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