He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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