He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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