definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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