That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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