What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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