wat bout pragnant strippers??
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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