Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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