So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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