just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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