i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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