Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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