so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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