I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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