The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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