One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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