i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So apparently I’m into choking now
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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