So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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