i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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