you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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