im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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