Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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