belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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