okay pat passed out under dana's car
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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