when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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