I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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