lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
