My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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