i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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