what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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