so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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