You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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