I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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