The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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