Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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