reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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