S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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