YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I have post one night stand depression
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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